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Just came across the “script” for my first proper...

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:25:00 -0400

Just came across the “script” for my first proper video (How To Cook Beef Stroganoff and Fight Off A Ninja) which was written, rehearsed, shot, and edited in 2 days.

Boy, how my life has changed. Making things changes your life.

"May your riches be literal and figurative."

Thu, 24 May 2012 02:31:36 -0400

“May your riches be literal and figurative.”

- Alexandra

E double L

Tue, 22 May 2012 03:59:00 -0400

E double L

At The Met

Tue, 22 May 2012 03:55:31 -0400

At The Met

Photo

Tue, 22 May 2012 00:35:00 -0400

Selfish Jeans Update “We’ll take out the sensor at...

Thu, 17 May 2012 23:09:49 -0400

Selfish Jeans Update

“We’ll take out the sensor at checkout.”

“Actually, can I just have 5 more sensors?”

Dream Birthday Present

Thu, 17 May 2012 23:09:20 -0400

Dream Birthday Present:

When I was a kid, I never liked receiving presents. It took me years to figure out why.

Now, I have a new birthday tradition: If you want to get me a present, instead, pick something you’ve been wanting to work on— something you’ve been wanting to create, selfishly, indulgently, for yourself— and spend some time imagining it, working on it, creating it, making SOME small finished version of it. (You can always improve it later)

And then share it with me, however rough it is, and that will be my birthday present. :)

Thanks! and Happy Birthday

"What does your hair sound like?"

Thu, 17 May 2012 23:04:13 -0400

“What does your hair sound like?”

- Lauren Camerasaurus

ASHLEY: If I had a plane, do you know where we would go? RONEN: Where? ASHLEY: Wherever the fuck we...

Sat, 12 May 2012 15:53:39 -0400

ASHLEY: If I had a plane, do you know where we would go?

RONEN: Where?

ASHLEY: Wherever the fuck we want!

Back in NY for 12 days

Sun, 06 May 2012 10:54:04 -0400

Back in NY for 12 days

Photo

Wed, 02 May 2012 16:02:00 -0400

ronen-v: RAINBOWGASM (unedited iPhone pic) Because I’m the guy...

Tue, 01 May 2012 14:58:25 -0400

ronen-v:

RAINBOWGASM (unedited iPhone pic)

Because I’m the guy who sees a rainbow, one of nature’s miracles, and thinks “we should take a picture where it’s shooting out of my cock.”

Apparently this photo is on the front page of reddit, and has had over 60,000 views in the last 5 hours.

Cool.

Thanks Walt for letting me know

Birthday Present

Tue, 01 May 2012 10:30:04 -0400

Birthday Present:

ronen-v:

When I was a kid, I never liked receiving presents. It took me years to figure out why.

Now, I have a new birthday tradition: If you want to get me a present, instead, pick something you’ve been wanting to work on— something you’ve been wanting to create, selfishly, indulgently, for yourself— and spend some time imagining it, working on it, creating it, making SOME small finished version of it. (You can always improve it later)

And then share it with me, however rough it is, and that will be my birthday present. :)

Thanks! and Happy Birthday

Or a killer threesome. That’s always fun too

Jenna and Margo in LA

Tue, 01 May 2012 02:16:00 -0400

Jenna and Margo in LA

SF -> LA. What’s good, Hollywood?

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 22:27:30 -0400

SF -> LA.

What’s good, Hollywood?

werehouse

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 01:35:00 -0400

Whenever someone says the word ‘warehouse’, I imagine a person who turns into a two-story suburban home during full moons.

What is your favorite thing about yourself?

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 01:14:11 -0400

Learned so much in the last 2 months I feel like a different human.

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 16:08:35 -0400

Learned so much in the last 2 months I feel like a different human.

(prose sentence in search of a story)

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:42:35 -0400

“His work contained an aesthetic vagary for which no number of artist statements could compensate.”

Creative success can be engineered.

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 23:54:00 -0400

Creative success can be engineered.